tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post6258490476858258064..comments2023-07-15T03:45:36.822-07:00Comments on Surrender: A funny thing happened while cleaning the bedroomConinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12267844904414770524noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-21707596121859142612013-01-24T15:10:45.444-08:002013-01-24T15:10:45.444-08:00ah yes, there was that incident a few years ago wh...ah yes, there was that incident a few years ago when our eldest, a young teen at the time, came stumbling into our room at night complaining we'd woken him up and 'why are you CLAPPING?!'<br /><br />Um yes, you can imagine what we'd been doing... Hands had been meeting flesh indeed...<br /><br />Husband said that I'd told him a really funny joke so he'd been clapping me!<br /><br />One or other of the kids have found the velcro restraints on the bed when I've been changing it at least once, and asked what they were for... I've told them, completely deadpan, that they're there 'in case I need to tie daddy up' they weren't quite sure of my sense of humour I think!mamacrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16484565827023574347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-54871365493691754682013-01-24T12:21:59.520-08:002013-01-24T12:21:59.520-08:00I've seen people use pizza peels as paddles, s...I've seen people use pizza peels as paddles, so why the heck not the other way around? :) I pack all my stuff up at home and bring it into the post office already wrapped. (keep Priority Mail boxes around for when I need those)<br /><br />I love the idea of the kids wanting to help with the woodworking on paddles.... hah. :)Coninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12267844904414770524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-60345250597996891902013-01-24T12:20:19.609-08:002013-01-24T12:20:19.609-08:00I know. Pretty much anything he does is cute, unfo...I know. Pretty much anything he does is cute, unfortunately..... even the stuff he shouldn't be doing. :) Thank you!Coninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12267844904414770524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-69485415872370912392013-01-24T12:19:37.602-08:002013-01-24T12:19:37.602-08:00Hopefully by the time he knows enough to know what...Hopefully by the time he knows enough to know what they are, he'll be cool with it (after perhaps a bit of the standard 'my parents have <i>sex</i>?' angst. :)Coninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12267844904414770524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-49293277759468950352013-01-24T12:18:09.088-08:002013-01-24T12:18:09.088-08:00I am loving all the stories too!
The big thing i...I am loving all the stories too! <br /><br />The big thing is having an answer prepared when they ask that.<br /><br />"The bodies of all the other kids who've asked that question." (complete with menacing look) :)Coninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12267844904414770524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-44705512102694455372013-01-24T12:16:51.612-08:002013-01-24T12:16:51.612-08:00I have a recollection of something like that - we ...I have a recollection of something like that - we have a sportsheets restraint set back in our old life, still tied to our headboard, but with the cuffs tucked between the headboard and mattress - it rings a bell that when he was smaller, he pulled one out and was playing with it...<br /><br /><br />Ooooops. :)Coninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12267844904414770524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-64805850934422057502013-01-24T12:15:26.932-08:002013-01-24T12:15:26.932-08:00It's harder as they get older, and our "t...It's harder as they get older, and our "toys" also multiply.....Coninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12267844904414770524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-33328369224924612962013-01-24T12:14:56.283-08:002013-01-24T12:14:56.283-08:00I love finding inspiration in blogland. :)I love finding inspiration in blogland. :)Coninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12267844904414770524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-67187473141435729982013-01-24T12:14:39.602-08:002013-01-24T12:14:39.602-08:00You have an anal plug with a flashlight on it? I n...You have an anal plug with a flashlight on it? I now have a crazy amount of curiosity about this object. WHY?Coninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12267844904414770524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-10627661449905908232013-01-24T12:13:51.795-08:002013-01-24T12:13:51.795-08:00I mostly just got insane giggles after. He's o...I mostly just got insane giggles after. He's only just turned 5, so he's curious about EVERYTHING... "What's this, Mommy?" is a question I hear seventy-eighty times a day. :)Coninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12267844904414770524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-23671475847916416562013-01-24T12:13:03.089-08:002013-01-24T12:13:03.089-08:00I've heard of stories where kids find their pa...I've heard of stories where kids find their parents stuff, and then... just don't ever say anything to the parents. So who knows? :) <br /><br />My (least) favorite is when the little one comes zombie-ing in in the middle of sex, mostly asleep, and plops himself into our bed, puts his head right on his daddy's side. Yeah. That's a bummer. HE doesn't notice, but the sex generally ends. Generally.Coninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12267844904414770524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-46022480358439913442013-01-24T12:11:16.828-08:002013-01-24T12:11:16.828-08:00I was delighted he didn't go on and on about i...I was delighted he didn't go on and on about it - "but what IS it, Mommy?" he could have said. Nope. :)<br /><br /><br />Whooooa that's a heck of a story - in front of friends and all. Clearly you've survived it though. ;) Coninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12267844904414770524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-32733758240186930932013-01-24T12:10:05.937-08:002013-01-24T12:10:05.937-08:00Oh cats! They will find the things you think you&#...Oh cats! They will find the things you think you've hidden, for <i>sure</i>. Thanks for sharing. :)Coninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12267844904414770524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-39272388353399112072013-01-24T12:09:21.833-08:002013-01-24T12:09:21.833-08:00I was texting my husband about it immediately, all...I was texting my husband about it immediately, all giggles and OMG. :)Coninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12267844904414770524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-3380469100357135402013-01-23T20:03:53.517-08:002013-01-23T20:03:53.517-08:00Making paddles to sell on Etsy has been interestin...Making paddles to sell on Etsy has been interesting, especially since most of the kids want to help dad with his woodworking. We have pretty much convinced them that they are bread boards or cutting boards. The older two are probably not buying it but they haven't said anything yet. I do get funny looks at the post office though. Blondiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10990349853331249894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-5280677184715993122013-01-23T09:10:23.541-08:002013-01-23T09:10:23.541-08:00that is too cute lolthat is too cute lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-84548411896350706272013-01-22T23:21:10.949-08:002013-01-22T23:21:10.949-08:00I think it is only in retrospect that the kids wil...I think it is only in retrospect that the kids will be like, "Holy Shit! That was a (fill in blank here)..."Kitty the Submissive Wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00185859722963938064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-89205495416491224492013-01-22T17:29:24.617-08:002013-01-22T17:29:24.617-08:00i love all these stories. We have yet to have anyt...i love all these stories. We have yet to have anything found although i am certain the question will come soon "What is in the big, back, locked chest in your cupboard"!<br /><br />ava xAva Gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07594569077635903176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-85796756418888197682013-01-22T12:20:17.439-08:002013-01-22T12:20:17.439-08:00Our daughter found our ties once. We left them on ...Our daughter found our ties once. We left them on the bed, but underneath (obviously not far enough under). Next thing I know, she's asking, "What's this?" with a cuff around her small wrist. I can't remember what I said, but it didn't overly concern, she bought whatever I said and never mentioned it again.cammies on the floorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16586868507532830934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-49588759645355014122013-01-22T10:29:24.115-08:002013-01-22T10:29:24.115-08:00Now that's funny! So far we've managed to...Now that's funny! So far we've managed to keep everything on the down low, but the great discovery is in the works. I just know it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-25876758830066537852013-01-22T09:30:18.663-08:002013-01-22T09:30:18.663-08:00Glad I could inspire you! Funny story...Glad I could inspire you! Funny story...Master49https://www.blogger.com/profile/01687617346919148607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-48880359125994860962013-01-22T08:50:40.470-08:002013-01-22T08:50:40.470-08:00Yeah, we have been walked in on, listened too, fou...Yeah, we have been walked in on, listened too, found anal plug with a flash light on it, and the littlest one was so proud to have found a flashlight under the bed. Oops!Juliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08484811892132134437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-27981777510810814062013-01-22T05:39:05.015-08:002013-01-22T05:39:05.015-08:00Oh my! We haven't had to experience that! Than...Oh my! We haven't had to experience that! Thank God! My face would've turn three shades of red. Glad you were able to just gloss past it<br /><br />PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-53590728096949867552013-01-22T04:24:57.985-08:002013-01-22T04:24:57.985-08:00Oh, holy funny!!!!! I don't think (knock on w...Oh, holy funny!!!!! I don't think (knock on wood) that any others have found our toys....however we've had our share of young ones appearing when we're playing....knocking or opening a mistakenly unlocked door...that's seriously traumatizing!!SirQsmlbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17862547894051224264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1261315018538317662.post-18590455834171814272013-01-22T03:36:42.748-08:002013-01-22T03:36:42.748-08:00Phew. That sounded so easy :)
My daughter once cam...Phew. That sounded so easy :)<br />My daughter once came downstairs with a handbag size vibrator she had found in the upstairs bathroom cabinet. It all would have been fine if she hasn't held it up for all to see, namely her dads friend who was sitting at the kitchen table trying not to choke on his coffee, and said "mummy, what's this?"<br /><br />Dee xDeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04850836843301245812noreply@blogger.com