"My child's a food hole and my husband's a key hole," I vented to a friend recently. She knows a little bit about our dynamic but not all of it. I stopped short of saying "...and I'm a fuck hole."
No need. She filled in for me. "Isn't being a hole kind of your job?"
Friends. When they're good, they're really really good, and when they are bad they are horrid.
Key hole ???... Don't get it. Sorry for being dense.
ReplyDeleteMy husband - if you give him keys, he keeps them. Puts them in his pocket and forgets he had them.
DeleteA few days ago I spent nearly half an hour looking for my keys, all around my husband who was playing video games. They were in his pocket the whole time - he'd used them for something earlier.
LOL. Having just fed my little one a mountainous breakfast....
ReplyDeleteA good friend is one who can complete your sentences :-)
I swear, I cannot fill this kid up! :)
DeleteGotta love a true friend! You're lucky to have I e to share with
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She's pretty cool. :)
DeleteLMAOOOOO ... That is hilarious. Well, suffice to say she understands a bit more about your dynamic than you thought, huh? That's awesome!!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was apt. "Well, that is what I was thinking, but I wasn't going to go there out loud," I answered her. :)
DeleteAnd that gave me a smile. But the word hole does sound more graphic to me than other choices. Other choices that I can't think of right now. Hmmm...
ReplyDeleteThat's really funny!
ReplyDeleteLOL
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