Saturday, April 13, 2013

It's the little things

"My child's a food hole and my husband's a key hole," I vented to a friend recently. She knows a little bit about our dynamic but not all of it. I stopped short of saying "...and I'm a fuck hole."

No need. She filled in for me. "Isn't being a hole kind of your job?"

Friends. When they're good, they're really really good, and when they are bad they are horrid.

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  1. Key hole ???... Don't get it. Sorry for being dense.

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    1. My husband - if you give him keys, he keeps them. Puts them in his pocket and forgets he had them.

      A few days ago I spent nearly half an hour looking for my keys, all around my husband who was playing video games. They were in his pocket the whole time - he'd used them for something earlier.

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  2. LOL. Having just fed my little one a mountainous breakfast....
    A good friend is one who can complete your sentences :-)

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    1. I swear, I cannot fill this kid up! :)

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  3. Gotta love a true friend! You're lucky to have I e to share with

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  4. LMAOOOOO ... That is hilarious. Well, suffice to say she understands a bit more about your dynamic than you thought, huh? That's awesome!!

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    1. I thought it was apt. "Well, that is what I was thinking, but I wasn't going to go there out loud," I answered her. :)

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  5. And that gave me a smile. But the word hole does sound more graphic to me than other choices. Other choices that I can't think of right now. Hmmm...

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Thank you for reading. I hope you'll let me know you were here - I like friends!