I drop little kisses along his chest and shoulder, and I'm thinking about how amazing last night was. "What's it like, to go inside a person?" I ask him.
"Hm? Well, if you think about it, it's not really me, it's just a bit that sticks out from me."
I roll my eyes but I don't know if he can see it. I sigh in an exaggerated fashion. "That's not helpful," I grumble, but playfully.
I roll my eyes but I don't know if he can see it. I sigh in an exaggerated fashion. "That's not helpful," I grumble, but playfully.
"Okay. It's like. . . it's like stabbing someone with a happy stick, over and over."
I collapse into helpless giggles for a very, very long time.
Happy stick, indeed.
Haha... you gotta love a happy stick!
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Hee! But that actually explains a lot about men. For example, why some feel they're not cheating if it's only sex. Like, it's no big deal, because THEY aren't going into another person's most intimate openings, just their happy stick is.
ReplyDeleteLol, I swear men think differently about sex than women do entirely sometimes!
ReplyDeleteoh this had me laughing so hard that my husband asked me what I was laughing about! So I read it to him and then we were both giggling like mad!
ReplyDeleteso funny :D
How nice love sex story.
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