Friday, December 2, 2011

Polishing up lovemaking

A few days ago, while having a conversation about my blog, my husband said "I dunno. It seems like you take the act of our lovemaking and... polish it up."

I stared at him, my mouth open. "I do what now?"

"You know, you make me sound less awkward and stuff."

"Oh, baby, you are not awkward. You are so not awkward."

This is what I mean when I say I'm missing half of what's going on.. how does he take the things that go on between us and come away from that thinking he's awkward?

Last night he flogged my inner thighs until I screamed and tried to close my legs, and then he forced them open again and kept flogging them, tossing a few strikes to my breasts when he felt like it. Was I in any condition to think he was awkward? No. I wasn't in any condition to think much of anything.

Most of the time I look at something I've written and I think "No, no. That's not quite it." My writing comes close, but it still fails to completely capture the magnificence of our interactions. 

I do not polish anything up.

Silly man.

4 comments:

  1. You both have a perspective. You are the one openly sharing yours. Maybe you need to tell him as often as you tell your fellow readers just how unawkward he is. They do love to hear it.

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  2. babygirlsneedlove2: Oh, believe me, I tell him how irresistibly sexy he is all the time, bordering on constantly. He reads here too, so he knows. He just..thinks I'm making it up, I guess.

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  3. I'm switchable, and the experience looks *totally* different from the top. Especially when I'm relatively new to something, I do feel awkward.

    What I notice is that if I do *enough* of it right, my girl trusts me enough to sail off into that ecstatic space and totally doesn't notice when I kick over that can of peach chunks in heavy syrup...even when part of it spills on her bare foot.

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  4. Lily: Your comment came while we were in bed together talking, and I showed it to him on my phone. He said "Oh, huh, that's actually quite helpful."

    It's especially helpful that you've experienced both sides of the coin, so, thank you!

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