My husband is a card

He posted something nice about me on facebook. I saw it and smiled a lot, told him he was sweet.

We went to our bedroom and he said on the way: "See, I thought if I said nice stuff about you on facebook, I might get laid."

"You did, huh?"
"Yeah."
"Well, you might just be right.."
"What do you think my chances are?"
"Hmm... a hundred percent."
"Cool. What were my chances before?"
"A hundred percent."
"It's fun being married to you!"